hello.
google knows about this site, it's true, but that's not why you came here. whatgoogleknows.com is owned and operated by hans johnson. if you want to know how the site began, read my blog post about it.
if you're wondering what happens to your submission after you click submit... this is how it works: everything you submit is sent to a super fancy database (created by jared wunsch.) next, your submission is printed on the finest of papers and mailed first class to our headquarters. your submission is then read by affordable child laborers, mostly from india, but also some from mexico. if your submission is deamed funny or clever it is approved, added to the site, and the child laborer receives $.03. if your submission is not funny or clever, we have no choice but to refuse food and water to the children. please do your part in supporting child labor, and keeping food onmy plate their plates by submitting humorous and clever content.
on a more serious note, if you submit to the site and your submission is not approved there's a 99% chance that your submission simply already exists on the site. please don't be offended, we love you all the same.
if you would like to send your praise, we can be reached at:
hans johnson
google knows about this site, it's true, but that's not why you came here. whatgoogleknows.com is owned and operated by hans johnson. if you want to know how the site began, read my blog post about it.
if you're wondering what happens to your submission after you click submit... this is how it works: everything you submit is sent to a super fancy database (created by jared wunsch.) next, your submission is printed on the finest of papers and mailed first class to our headquarters. your submission is then read by affordable child laborers, mostly from india, but also some from mexico. if your submission is deamed funny or clever it is approved, added to the site, and the child laborer receives $.03. if your submission is not funny or clever, we have no choice but to refuse food and water to the children. please do your part in supporting child labor, and keeping food on
on a more serious note, if you submit to the site and your submission is not approved there's a 99% chance that your submission simply already exists on the site. please don't be offended, we love you all the same.
if you would like to send your praise, we can be reached at:
iloveyouguys@whatgoogleknows.comif you would like to send us hate mail, we can be reached at:
ihateyouguys@whatgoogleknows.comif you would like to inquire about giving us money, you can reach us at:
advertising@whatgoogleknows.comall other inquiries will be handled by our intern:
conanobrien@whatgoogleknows.comwith great pleasure,
hans johnson
